Dearest Readers,

I was recently informed that a mistake was printed in the article “Life of a Crazy Cat Lady –  Cats”. In the anecdote concerning the adoption of the hell-beast Claw, they were not at the shelter to bring home a cat. In fact, according to an unnamed witness with questionable taste who was present at the scene nearly forty years ago, my mother was “trying to sell me on an adorable Golden Retriever puppy.”

I am sorry for this failure to uphold a basic standard of accuracy and truth. It is my highest priority to deliver only the most accurate news and information possible, and I will endeavor to ensure that future articles are as truthful, factual, and unbiased as my readers have come to expect.

Thank you all for your understanding.

Sincerely,

-K.